Synopsis.
@TheSpencerRyan exudes confidence,
I mean, have you seen him???
His dark good looks and tattooed muscled perfection are too much.
He's hot. Lickably hot.
And he has a way with words that leaves me breathless.
But cocky doesn't even cover it,
this guy is so arrogant you have to fight back.
But God he's so lickable!
The thing is though,
he looks like sex but he'll taste like jackass.
@OMGJazzyP is a sexy, annoying ball of rage in fuck-me heels
and she hates me.
Although her nipples would tend to disagree.
It's a deadly combination.
She’s a princess.
And when I say princess, I mean intolerable, spoiled brat with a tiara.
Sure she's got that curvaceous goddess thing going on,
but that mouth of hers...
God it needs something in it to shut it up.
#GotJustTheThingRightHere
This is not your average British romance.
It's a tale of high heels, hot tattooed bad boys and
sex oranges, all wrapped up in a coating of chocolate.
It's 'love' in a social media world,
where not everyone is who they seem
and where some people’s bios should carry a warning.
#JustSayin
SJ's Review.
What happens when you see a breathtakingly beautiful man in your local shop looking for a sandwich?
Well firstly you admire the view a little, and check out his male beauty, then you call your bestfriend to gush all about the beautiful male species you witnessed. Obviously!
BUT... wait...
What happens when your outgoing, bubbly, gorgeous, daring best friend sees the beautiful man you have been gawking up in the shop?
Well of course she does what any good best friend would do, she stalks his fine arse, all the way to his office & even comes out with a few details about him, hey don't get me wrong but I say she 'comes out with a few details' well she doesn't do this the traditional way like any normal person NOPE! She uses god's eye. Social Media!
Having a bestfriend as ballsy as Mags would great but also a ballache, she doesn't know when to give up. Armed with with twitter name of Jazz's secret eye candy is a terror, tagging @TheSpencerRyan in a conversation about him just to get him to notice, but in all fairness it gets things moving in the right direction.
Spencer is instantly interested and intrigued by Jazz.
Firstly, he's a sucker for a sexy pair of shoes & Jazz's twitter avi just happens to be the sexiest pair of shoes ;)
Secondly, he doesn't know what she looks like, but by her shoe photo & the way she 'talks' he assumes she is 'knock out'
Lastly, she doesn't throw herself at him like all his other twitter followers, she tells him what she thinks but resists to give him a compliment.
She could be good for his ego, maybe she could bring him down a peg or two?
Jazz isn't expecting for things to happen quite how they do. When she kicks her job to the curb because of her creeper boss she heads to Mag's Dad house for the summer, when arriving there she meets Will & is invited out with him & his friends... Little does she know, she's about to come face to face with the one and only @TheSpencerRyan.
Not only that but Spencer is an arse, nothing like the guy she has come to like & shamelessly been flirting with over twitter.
One good thing, he still doesn't know what she looks like so she can keep her @TheSpencerRyan and real Spencer separate.... or can she? Surely he will find out sooner or later who she is.
Not only is Spencer still pursuing @OMGJazzyP online but how awkward is it going to be that he is talking about Jazz to @OMGJazzyP.... AKWARD!!
When Jazz & Spencer are pushed together will sparks fly or heads roll?
Jazz is still lying to Spencer, and has his lots of opportunities to tell him exactly who she is. The truth will come out but on what side or the table with the lies fall?
The book by Kerry Heavens is my read of 2015 so far. I absoulutely adored it, the relationship between @TheSpencerRyan & @OMGJazzyP is fun, cheeky & a little bit naughty.
Then on the other hand the relationship between Jazz & Spencer is nasty, heated & a little bit wild, even though they hate eachother the spark is so strong I am not sure they will be able to resist. The attraction between these guys when they get together is off the chart HOT!!
I laughed so hard I cried at parts in this book, I got a little hot under the collar at other parts & may have even shed a little tear at a small part. This book has stayed with me well over a week, this is how long it has taken me to write this review. I wrote it, deleted it, wrote it again etc. Spencer has captured me with his arseholeness, cheekyness & sexyness that I actually can't pick up another book right now.... believe me I tried!
If you buy one book today, make it Spencer by Kerry Heavens. You will not regret it!!
Spencer gets FIVE heartbreaking, cheeky stars!!
*****Kerry's Best Work to Date*****
BUY LINKS TO FOLLOW ON RELEASE!!
About the Author Kerry Heavens.
Terrible wife
Mediocre mother
Appalling housewife
Fashion graduate
Wedding co-ordinator
Sex toy salesperson
Shop manager
Designer
Font collector
Romance addict
Fancier of nice men
Ok, fancier of almost all men
Awesome cupcake baker
Incessant singer
Film buff
Friend
Writer